Saturday 8:50 pm
Dillon: It's Saturday man whats good?
Mike: ##da5
Dillon: What the hell is that? lol
Mike: hahahaha duudee im sloshed righht noow
Dillon: Thanks Jagg off for the invite, who are you with?
Mike: soooooo wasstededddd
Dillon: Good to know, well since your having so much fun being a moron ill let you continue, night bro.
Mike: ??
Dillon: Good Comeback :)
9:00 pm
Dillon: It's 9:00 pm on a saturday tell me you got something man.
Julio: Duude why arent you at mikes party?
Dillon: Wtf? what do you mean why am i not there, no one told me anything.
Julio: Dam im sorry bro i straight spaced on telling you, my bad.
Julio: Your missing out big time, so many fine ass girls.
Dillon: I BET!
9:05 pm
Dillon: Please tell me theres something goin on tonight
John: Yea mikes party bro, where u at?
Dillon: Well appearantly im stuck in the twilight zone, because im getting fucked every which way.
John: lol
Dillon: Thanks for giving me a ride man your a good friend.
John: FU i forgot to tell you.
Dillon: You and everyone else, atleast tell me its a lame party
John: As much as i would love to lie to you and make you feel better i cant, 3 kegs, Shit load of grey goose, a full house and the dicks to vaginas ratio is 2 girls to every guy, so i would have to say best party of the year.
Dillon: FUCKKKKKKK
Dillon: I need to get to that party
John: Get a move on
9:10 pm
Dillon: Hey are you goin to mikes party? I need a ride.
Sam: Yea i am but im almost at his crib.
Dillon: Dammit im screwed
Sam: I know someone who's goin in a little bit ill ask him if he'll scoop you up.
Dillon: your a fuckin life saver man
9:14 pm
Sam: so yea he's gunna be at your house in 30 mins, BE READY.
Dillon: I will, im gunna get ready now
Sam: alright see you here
9:55 pm
Dillon: Where the hell is this guy at?
John: What the hell are you talking about?
Dillon: Shit i texted the wrong person my bad lol
John: Fuckin Idiot
Dillon: Where the hell is this guy at?
Sam: Idk should be there any minute, Look for a white eclipse
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